It’s marketing like this that gives the search engine optimization business a bad name. I got this email today regarding this site:
Subject: Get Your Website on the 1st Page of Google, Yahoo and MSN
Dear Website Owner,
How are you ? i hope that everything is fine over there, The reason of my e-mail that i did some analyze of your website. Your website design is really good and its also shows that you have done some SEO work on your website also , but still you don’t have any good ranking on search engines.
You must have to be on page 1 to get the maximum sales and revenue.
We are the purely organic SEO company, we can get your website on the 1st page of Google , Yahoo and MSN. And we will guarantee to get the ranking and traffic on your website.
SEO process is the investment returning process, means if you are investing something in SEO, so you will cover all the cost once your website on the first page. We will increase your business atleast 4 time, which you are doing right now.
Our Company Challenge – Our Price is the lowest and affordable price with the maximum service with quality and 24 x 7 customer support , includes Whole SEO, Directory Submission, Blogs, Social Bookmarking, Web 2.0. No SEO company will provide these service better than us with quality in lowest price, which we are providing and its our challenge.
So i want to chat with you regarding this. I have very good plans regarding this. Please let me know, if you are interested in this , so please reply me back.
I am waiting for your reply back with very excitement.
Please let me know, if you have any further query regarding this.
Thanks
Never mind the atrocious grammar. And by the way, if you can’t write English properly, you can’t do organic SEO properly, because organic SEO requires writing copy, and you’ve just proven to me that you’re incapable of that.
No, what really got to me was this: “still you don’t have any good ranking on search engines.”
For what???
The first step in SEO is understanding the marketing strategy for the site. Keyword research comes after that. If someone doesn’t know the strategy for my site, they can’t possibly know what (if any) keywords I’m optimizing for, and they certainly can’t know if I’m ranked well in search engines.
As it turns out, this site is actually ranked #1 for the only couple of search terms I really care about. See, search engine traffic isn’t really part of my strategy for this site. This site is all about closer engagement with people who find me through social media – Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, my other blogs (which, by the way, are well ranked for the search terms they’re optimized for). It’s also about building my personal brand – Social media is my middle name.
How’s it working?
When I launched this site a year ago, the exact phrase “social media is my middle name” didn’t exist online…anywhere. Today, a Google search on the exact phrase “social media is my middle name” turns up some 9,000 search results. This site is #1 and probably 95% of the other search results link to this site.
The point is, it’s not always about search traffic, and even when it is, it’s not always about being ranked well for the most popular search terms. If you’re ever talking to a marketing consultant or SEO firm and the first question they ask you isn’t some reasonable variation of “What are you trying to accomplish with your site?” – RUN!

I love how it starts off with “how are you? I hope that everything is fine over there,”
Those “Try to get client” emails are always funny! they have no idea what they are talking about so it’s a good laugh! Thanks for the laugh scott! lol
take care!
David
.-= David King´s last blog ..Change the world build a triad tribe =-.
I want them to increase my business atleast 4 time, I understand that I must have to be on page 1…
I’ve never heard about the concept of investment returning process, but it all makes sense…
There’s a nice book: English Grammar for Dummies – I think we ‘must have to’ consider buying one and sending them to India…
I like your blog, btw…
Thomas