Sadly, my recent stint at OneCoach didn’t work out. I went into it eyes wide open, but unfortunately didn’t know about the ticking time bomb inside the albatross. C’est la vie. I met some great people and did some of the best work of my career. No regrets.
Today, though, I’m pleased to announce that I have landed a new dream job – even better than the last one. I’m the new Director of Social Media for the Libyan Arab Republic, reporting directly to The Brother Leader himself, Muammar Gaddafi.
Now I know I have an uphill battle ahead of me, thanks to the lies perpetrated and propagated by the Western political-media propaganda machine. But I’ve never been one to shy away from a challenge, especially for a cause I believe in, and that pays me well.
The TRUTH is that the Libyan people LOVE Gaddafi, and the so-called “freedom fighters” are nothing but CIA-backed terrorists. Here’s how the Libyan people truly feel about their leader:
My strategy is pretty simple – perhaps deceptively so:
- Monitor the major social media channels for anti-Gaddafi comments and conversations and respond appropriately with the facts. Also, identify and report those supporters to the Khamis Brigade.
- Start building a new, hipper personal brand for Brother Leader as “Bro MuGee” – you can follow @BroMuGee on Twitter.
- Produce enough favorable content to push all the negative stuff out of the first page of rankings…for every possible spelling of his name.
- Provide clarity on how to spell his name:
I’ll give this my all, as I do every client and every job I’ve ever had. I’m going into it eyes wide open. Still, I think I might want to keep my options open, so if you know of anyone who’s looking for a brilliant, hard-working social media strategist, please put me in touch with them!