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		<title>How to Successfully Troll Facebook</title>
		<link>http://scottsocialmediaallen.com/2010/11/19/how-to-successfully-troll-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 08:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really, I’m not suggesting you do this…it’s for educational purposes so you can recognize it when you see it. Still funny. via yasrsly]]></description>
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<p>Really, I’m not suggesting you do this…it’s for educational purposes so you can recognize it when you see it. Still funny.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.yasrsly.com/how-to-sucessfully-troll-facebook/9635/">yasrsly</a></p>
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		<title>Je.c’s Great Ideas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 21:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My stepson Jesse is constantly coming up with great ideas and sharing them with anyone who will listen. Occasionally they’re both original and brilliant. Sometimes they’re just one or the other. Sometimes they’re…neither. My son Jordan captured Jesse on video sharing some of his ideas and sort of mashed them all together. Enjoy! (BTW, this was my son’s first solo film for his Media Tech class).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My stepson Jesse is constantly coming up with great ideas and sharing them with anyone who will listen. Occasionally they’re both original <em>and</em> brilliant. Sometimes they’re just one or the other. Sometimes they’re…neither.</p>
<p>My son Jordan captured Jesse on video sharing some of his ideas and sort of mashed them all together. Enjoy! (BTW, this was my son’s first solo film for his Media Tech class).</p>
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		<title>Relationships Really Do Matter on Twitter</title>
		<link>http://scottsocialmediaallen.com/2009/03/24/relationships-really-do-matter-on-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[unmarketing: People on Twitter don&#8217;t care what you have to sell until they know you care about them. &#160;ScottAllen: @unmarketing I love you, man! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . Now buy my stuff.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/unmarketing">unmarketing</a>: People on Twitter don&#8217;t care what you have to sell until they know you care about them.</p>
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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ScottAllen"><img style="display: inline; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" alt="Scott_allen_new_150x150_normal" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51759205/scott_allen_new_150x150_normal.gif" align="left" /></a>&#160;<a href="http://twitter.com/ScottAllen">ScottAllen</a>: <a href="http://twitter.com/unmarketing">@unmarketing</a> I love you, man! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . Now buy my stuff.</p>
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		<title>How I Got 3,247 Twitter Followers</title>
		<link>http://scottsocialmediaallen.com/2009/02/26/how-i-got-3247-twitter-followers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See my serious discussion about managing multiple Twitter accounts on The Virtual Handshake Blog.]]></description>
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<p>See my serious discussion about <a href="http://www.thevirtualhandshake.com/blog/2009/02/26/how-i-got-3247-twitter-followers">managing multiple Twitter accounts</a> on <a href="http://www.thevirtualhandshake.com">The Virtual Handshake Blog</a>.</p>
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		<title>Grammar Gremlins</title>
		<link>http://scottsocialmediaallen.com/2009/02/25/grammar-gremlins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what started it all… unmarketing: Sweet!! Doing a lunch seminar open to the public in Toronto on social media in March&#8230;. ScottAllen: @unmarketing How is social media in March different from social media the rest of the year? [ducks] unmarketing: @ScottAllen son of a&#8230;&#8230;. well played When I was in 5th grade, our English teacher implemented something called “Grammar Gremlins”. Whenever you heard someone make a grammatical error, you were supposed to holler out “grammar gremlin”, at which point you jotted down what they said in a little notebook and they had to sign it. Some silly prize was given out to whoever collected the most (guess who?). Needless to say, I barely survived 5th grade.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what started it all…</p>
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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ScottAllen"><img style="display: inline; margin: 0px 5px 0px 0px" alt="Scott_allen_new_150x150_normal" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51759205/scott_allen_new_150x150_normal.gif" align="left" /></a><a href="http://twitter.com/ScottAllen">ScottAllen</a>: <a href="http://twitter.com/unmarketing">@unmarketing</a> How is social media in March different from social media the rest of the year? [ducks]</p>
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<p>When I was in 5th grade, our English teacher implemented something called “Grammar Gremlins”. Whenever you heard someone make a grammatical error, you were supposed to holler out “grammar gremlin”, at which point you jotted down what they said in a little notebook and they had to sign it. Some silly prize was given out to whoever collected the most (guess who?).</p>
<p>Needless to say, I barely survived 5th grade.</p>
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